I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
