Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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