so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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