Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
how do flat chested girls get laid?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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