Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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