god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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