i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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