just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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