You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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