I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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