just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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