so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Rumble strips road head = magical
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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