question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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