Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We have started to decorate penises.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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