It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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