quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize