Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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