I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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