i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Randomize
