Plan B is the new Plan A
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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