i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize