Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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