he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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