Your tits are I can't wait for
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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