if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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