his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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