At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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