She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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