it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
