so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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