Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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