I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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