Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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