Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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