I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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