I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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