If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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