Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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