Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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