What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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