I just made out with a guy for $7.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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