HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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