just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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