Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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