By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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