4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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