So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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