that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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