Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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