JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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