It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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