It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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