Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
