don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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