school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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