Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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