It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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