Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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