Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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