IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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